I’m sure I have thoughts on this, but for now, I thought I’d just share the link:
cuddle parties
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Don’t knock it til you try it!
Hmm….somehow I can’t see your wife looking too favorably on you participating in something like this…
Aren’t cuddle parties biblical? I think one of Jesus’ miracles was at a cuddle party. If one does a careful exegesis of the Mary and Martha story it was really a cuddle party.
As a amatter of fact, we are starting a new Cuddle service on Saturdays at 8pm.
Rick, a new visitor
Common John, you saw the man’s quote. “It is non-sexual touching.” Not a single guy in that pile of flesh was even thinking a single sexual thought! It’s all about being healthy in this day of evil.
Oh, also, I did not mean to be rude — Welcome, Rick!
We’re actually introducing Cuddle Parties, along with the new Evening Dessert Program, at Starbucks beginning Oct. 6th.
i’d love to attend one of those after eating a tub of popcorn, six pack of beer, and some spicy indian food and just drop one bomb after another and see how long the “cuddling” will last.
hmm…even without the popcorn, the six pack, and the indian food, i can pretty much guarantee i wouldn’t be doing any cuddling with you
it’s not often i actually laugh that loud at this infernal screen… zach, i thought the same dang thing when i read it…
it’s all about clearing the room
john, you need to stop googling creepy stuff.
I can just imagine the kind of people that would show up. Not the kind of people I’d like to cuddle.
Glad to see that this and hell house now the two most commented on entries on this confounded blog. I pour out my soul with thoughts that are stirring within, and get a few comments. I provide simple links to cultural oddities with little or no comment on them and it’s a bonanza…
‘cuddle bonanza’ i like it john, we can market this…
there shall never be a contender to the almighty cuddle blog… cuddle bonanzas leave no room for orifices
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