dentist :(

perfect teethI have a dentist appointment in 8 hours and 14 minutes — not a big fan. I’m the prodigal dental patient. They should kill something and feast when I show up — as long as they do it before they make my mouth bleed so I can enjoy. I promise I’ll floss after the feast.

I wonder if people who haven’t been to church in a long time feel the same as I do about a dentist. A bunch of people with apparently perfect teeth telling me that my teeth are a mess, and I should try harder to fix them — both things I already know.

UPDATE: Well…there wasn’t a feast or any parting gifts, but they did invite me to come back!


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3 Responses to “dentist :(”

  1. Gravatar of Adam Adam
    7. July 2005 at 05:47

    I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out soon.

    One is already trying to pop out and it’s killing me.

    Have fun, John.

  2. Gravatar of jamie jamie
    7. July 2005 at 11:45

    Oy. The dentist. All I have to say is that I am starting to believe what they say about visiting regularly and flossing.

  3. Gravatar of Nash Nash
    8. July 2005 at 01:26

    I have a root canal to look forward to when i return from my trip, so I understand the dread. And then they want me to come back for more fun! The nerve!

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