dentist :(
I have a dentist appointment in 8 hours and 14 minutes — not a big fan. I’m the prodigal dental patient. They should kill something and feast when I show up — as long as they do it before they make my mouth bleed so I can enjoy. I promise I’ll floss after the feast.
I wonder if people who haven’t been to church in a long time feel the same as I do about a dentist. A bunch of people with apparently perfect teeth telling me that my teeth are a mess, and I should try harder to fix them — both things I already know.
UPDATE: Well…there wasn’t a feast or any parting gifts, but they did invite me to come back!
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7. July 2005 at 05:47
I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out soon.
One is already trying to pop out and it’s killing me.
Have fun, John.
7. July 2005 at 11:45
Oy. The dentist. All I have to say is that I am starting to believe what they say about visiting regularly and flossing.
8. July 2005 at 01:26
I have a root canal to look forward to when i return from my trip, so I understand the dread. And then they want me to come back for more fun! The nerve!